Well, that “500 Days of Summer” post must have really taken a lot out of me since it’s taken me TWO MONTHS to get back on my blog. Let’s see, what’s happened since then? I took my star turn as Frances in “The Sun Also Rises” to Sarasota where the old people loved us and the young people fed us dangerous mai tais. I swam in the gulf of Mexico with the very large dive-bombing pelicans. I missed the Equality March in D.C. so I made my fellow company members stage our own protest (with slightly less focused demands…) I got to page 250 in the first draft of my new teen novel. I lost the battery cover to my cell phone on the floor of a particularly dingy nyc bar. Someone found my blog by googling “why people are afraid of puppets.” I was an extra in von Hottie’s Time Out New York naked photo shoot (on news stands Thanksgiving week!) I trotted out my “Tippy Hedren being attacked by birds in The Birds” costume for Halloween. I bought a copy of “Swann’s Way” and have made it to page 11. And my Saturn Return ended and I met all these amazing gay men (coincidence? I think not!) Wow! What a two months it’s been!
But perhaps most importantly, I learned that there is such a thing as dwarf goats, and that they look like this when they are two weeks old. (And that they must beware of house cats)
I like to call this “Tiny Jumpity Goat Navigates Suburban Obstacle Course.”
you are so pretty and so busy
screw a dog. i’m getting a dwarf goat