Category Archives: Heterosexuals having trouble

She’s Just Not That Into You

And so the time has come to talk about the movie “500 Days of Summer.”  I have put this off because this movie makes me angry.  Really, really angry.  I have already listed some of its offences in the misuse … Continue reading

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Does Anyone Actually Like “The Big Chill,” or Do They Just Like the Music?

Because, if so, why not just say, “I enjoy the popular music of the 1960′s”?  Why lend your support to a film that is mystifyingly bad?  Are you just a Boomer so longing for your own disaffected life experience to … Continue reading

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Why Are All of These People White?

My understanding is that this is a movie based on a self-help book for women who don’t know how to get a clue, and exists basically in the service of excusing every awful and hurtful move men pull on the … Continue reading

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Another Adolescent Fantasy Crushed by Men with Bad Accents

My most productive days at the gym are either when E! is showing an amazing “E! True Hollywood Story” (Drew Barrymore, tell me more!!!) or when the convoluted channel that VH1 has become is showing a “Rock ‘N Roll Classic … Continue reading

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Gay Boyfriend vs. Hostile Grandpa

Now I certainly don’t want to give the impression that I watch a lot of daytime TV.  Sure, there was a time in my life (perhaps it was right after I graduated when hours of daylight wasted didn’t feel like … Continue reading

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